more re: jack

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Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever music player you have on random.
Step 2: Post a line/stanza from the first 20 10 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Bold the songs when someone guesses correctly

1. Rags to riches, or so they say / you gotta keep pushin' for the fortune and fame / you know it's all a gamble when it's just a game [Paradise City, Guns 'n' Roses, kuminohari]

2. Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends / she got a lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls friends [Hotel California, The Eagles, peachymint]

3. I'm hanging on another day / just to see what you'll throw my way / I'm hanging on to the words you say / you said that I will be okay [Broken, Lifehouse, tsururu]

4. Fall, seize, I am merely debris / scattered along the ground / false rage, a man in a cage / an explosion without a sound

5. Make my dreams come true, baby / every time it seems to me that fiction and reality melt together for eternity

6. desperate deranged talking in my sleep again eyes twitch retain a sentimental something [Addiction, Skinny Puppy, fairyfey]

7. This ain't a song for the broken hearted / no silent prayer for the faith departed / and I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd, you're gonna hear my voice when I shout it out loud [It's My Life, Bon Jovi, peachymint]

8. Hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new land to fight the horde, sing and cry: Valhalla, I am coming! [Immigrant Song, Led Zeppelin, tsururu]

9. Refuse is our inspiration / terrorism is our trade / sabotage and piracy / chaos is our mental state

10. Aber wenn ich könnte wie ich wollte, würd' ich gar nichts wollen, ich weiß aber, daß alle etwas wollen sollen. [Müssen Nur Wollen, Wir sind Helden, first_quadrant]

RE: Jack

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if you want to talk to dave, AIM: davidmmarchant

AFK FOREVER

A question re: fictional villains:

Are there any that break your moral boundaries so badly that you don't understand how anyone could like them?

Are there any that are so bad that you DISLIKE other people for LIKING them?

If not, what would a fictional villain have to be like in order for you to do so? Would you ever?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/6515742/Mind-blowing-sex-American-woman-suffers-amnesia-after-intercourse.html

eXPLODING dinos
CAN BE
TRIGGERED BY
BOWEL MOVEMENTS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
"HHHHHHHHNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHhhh... what was my name again"
JacksApathy
YES HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


poop jokes are funny

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in unrelated news, my dad just gave my greatuncle $100,000

it wasn't a joke or fake or anything, but now I wonder.

"i just glanced over and went HEY THAT GUY IF I PUSHED HIM UP AGAINST THE WALL AND STARTED MAKING OUT WITH HIS NECK AND TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND MADE HIM CRY AND BEG AND oh the rest of the class can stay and watch to humiliate him more I BET HE'D MAKE SOME SEXY SOUNDS"

if that had been a girl in that scenario instead of a guy, how many of you would have been skeeved out instead of "LOL"?

i had to work with nappily girl on a poem

we were like ok lets just start a random poem and just write down everything we say like a transcript

this is what we ended up with

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What has surprised you the most about me (if anything) since joining my flist/"friending me"? Was anything completely unexpected or have I always fit the picture of me you have in your head?

Post this in your own journal and see how you have surprised people!

... though I don't think I'm particularly surprising

random things that happened since yesterday:
- got asked if i was 15 fml
- tripped and scraped my leg and didnt notice until people were all DUDE YOUR LEFT LEG IS COVERED IN BLOOD and then i was all oh (but then I couldn't do anything about it 'cause I had class til 7:30 pm and so i was just walking around with blood and mud all over my jeans from the knee down HAHAHAHA) mlia
- helped some half-delirious girl with flu to the health center who then asked if i was a freshman fml
- drew some hetalia cats and some tf2 cats for the lulz mlia
- UGHHHHH vietfag gave me another "I LIKE MONDAYS BECAUSE I GET TO TALK TO YOU" line fml
- ate a whole foot-long meatball sub (SHUT UP THIS IS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT FOR ME) mlia
- DID NO NANO fml

i am a well balanced individual

(this entry is #1337, mlia)

eta: my dad just walked in randomly and gave me a BROFIST and a hair ruffle mlia
then i noticed he was WEARING MY BOXERS FMLLLLLLLLLLLL

Poll #1479650
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 87

You are FORCED to roleplay some sort of smut LOG (pretend you're 18, your RP partner is 18, your RP ability/experience is about equal, etc etc). You would find it easiest/most comfortable/would choose to do this with:

Poll #1479438
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: None, participants: 74

PENISES ARE MORE AESTHETICALLY PLEASING WHEN:

there is no "penises are NOT aesthetically pleasing" because ok, genitals are gross but this is about which is MORE aesthetically pleasing, as in -8999 is more aesthetically pleasing than -9000

YOU MUST CHOOSE

also this is about aesthetically pleasing, not "attractive" or "sexy" so nobody's sexuality is called into question by answering this question, do not worry

extreme pirates: --WHY WOULD YOU EVER ASK THAT QUESTION
eXPLODING dinos: talking to fly

vociferocity: write and post a super sexy story of sniper totally topping spy - spy has to be SUPER UKE, and it has to actually be sniper, not a spy disguised as sniper

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signatune made me do this

❶ Create a graphic (200 x 200 max size) to represent your personal "candy". It should have your username on it, but otherwise can feature whatever you want. Make it something special since it's self-representative. ➋ Make a post with the subject "trick or treat?". Put your "candy" somewhere in it, and be sure to repost these instructions. ➌ Then, go around other people's LJs and reply to them with either "trick" or "treat". If you reply with "trick", they will give you an LJ dare that you have to perform before taking their candy. If you're too wimpy for that, simply say "treat" and take their candy. ➍ List all your collected candies in your original "trick or treat?" post to show off your collection, being sure not to direct-link!

Do you really want my dares...

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Poll #1478605
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 64

I (meaning you, not me) WRITE best/most comfortably/whatnot in:

I (meaning you, not me) READ best/most comfortably/whatnot in: