Poll #1425752
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Are clones siblings?

If someone zapped you and changed your genes, would you still be related to your family?

If someone zapped you again and turned your genes back to the way they were, would you then (or still) be related to your family?

If someone zapped me to make my genes exactly like yours, would we be suddenly related?

What's worse?

Poll #1425567
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You wake up and find yourself the supreme dictator of the world / all powerful / god / whatever. What's the very first thing you do?

Okay, so an RP situation like this --

Two guys, unarmed. One guy with a semiauto rifle. The players agree beforehand that the two unarmed guys are going to attack the armed one, and all three of them are going to die. Halfway through the scene, while the two unarmed guys are rushing/attacking the armed one and the armed one is firing at one of them, the player of the armed one changes her mind and decides that she doesn't want him to die. Unfortunately, the only possible logical outcome of this then is that the two unarmed characters die (because they aren't the type to stop until they die) and the armed one walks away somehow (because he can't die), which ends up happening regardless of plausibility.

So --

Is that godmoding? It's kind of a tricky question -- I get that players have the right to decide whether they want their characters to get hurt/die or not. But do they have the right to decide that after putting their character in a deadly situation? Especially one where other characters are pitting their lives against his?

As a player of one of the two dead characters, I'm not sure how to feel about this. I didn't mind my character dying -- I wanted my character to die. But -- the scenario we'd agreed upon was all three of them dying at once, not my character getting wasted and having one walk away (which I still think is physically/logistically impossible, considering the scenario but what can you do :|). And the bounds of IC kind of restricted him TO dying once he got involved in the plot, because -- ICly, he's not the type to cut and run and leave the other guy in danger/fighting alone. So it was either die in a way that I didn't agree to, or go OOC. I chose the death because IC is more important to me but I can't help feeling sort of -- cheated. And frustrated, because that's not a decision I wanted to have to make.

What do you do in a situation like this?

exploding dinos: http://www.onemanga.com/Bleach/364/16/ this page
exploding dinos: so gay
exploding dinos: kira you fag

why so gay

exploding dinos: do christians believe that dead people can watch over us or something
exploding dinos: and like see us living
MY SN EXPLODED: ...maybe idk
exploding dinos: because i mean do they really want to believe that their dead grandparents or something are watching them read porny fanfic...
MY SN EXPLODED: I think they just like to think dead people are only watching when they do good things or are in trouble
MY SN EXPLODED: maybe they think dead people watch us like TV
MY SN EXPLODED: AUGH POOPING /turns off TV
exploding dinos: "oh god my granddaughter is fapping to lockon /watches someone else"
exploding dinos: but then they'd still SEE it
exploding dinos: and KNOW
exploding dinos: i mean if I saw you writing HOT STARFIGHTER PRONZ i wouldnt WATCH or anything but id be like OH GOD TSU WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MY SN EXPLODED: IGNORANCE IS BLISS FOR THE LIVING--fjdkafldskj WHY ARE YOU USING ME AS AN EXAMPLE
MY SN EXPLODED: when I die I'm going to be ceiling cat
exploding dinos: or like walk into the room and see you taking a STRENUOUS POOP its like AAAA /runs away but YOU CANT UNSEE IT
MY SN EXPLODED: STOP IMAGINING ME IN UNFAVORABLE CIRCUMSTANCES
exploding dinos: HAHAHHA if this is true and i die i am never goin to stalk my friends
MY SN EXPLODED: it'd be so boring
exploding dinos: its liek I DONT CARE WHAT GOOD YOU GUYS DO OK i dont need to see this
exploding dinos: /glances over OH MY GOD TSU IS GIVING BIRTH /run away
MY SN EXPLODED: ...
MY SN EXPLODED: SOB

MY SN EXPLODED: if you die I'll always put up a sign that says CASE FUCK OFF whenever I do something unsightly
exploding dinos: but up a sign WHERE
MY SN EXPLODED: I DON'T KNOW it depends on what I'm doing
MY SN EXPLODED: like if I'm pooping I'll hold it over my crotch
MY SN EXPLODED: STOP WATCHING ME CREEPER;;;;
MY SN EXPLODED: if I ever give birth I'll be like WAIT. PUT UP CURTAINS AND PAINT "CASE FUCK OFF" ON THEM
exploding dinos: but what if I appear INSIDE the curtains
MY SN EXPLODED: ...
MY SN EXPLODED: I'm just going to put all biological functions on hold in fear of being watched by dead people
MY SN EXPLODED: poop and pee out of a tube in my arm or something
exploding dinos: your ARM ...
exploding dinos: tsu i think
exploding dinos: you're doing it wrong
MY SN EXPLODED: IDK FDJKLFASD

MY SN EXPLODED: so if you're dead are you like a randomly warping ghost
MY SN EXPLODED: THAT SOUNDS AWESOME
exploding dinos: I don't know how awesome that would be
exploding dinos: I mean imagine warping into your FRIENDS GIVING BIRTH
MY SN EXPLODED: WARP BACK OUT
MY SN EXPLODED: WARP BACK OUT
exploding dinos: well yes but your memory
MY SN EXPLODED: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MUST WIPE MENTAL IMAGE warping to Lavie now"
exploding dinos: who is pooping
exploding dinos: and the next person is fapping
exploding dinos: or having sex
MY SN EXPLODED: ....you just have to ruin everything don't you

gave emopuppy a bath. now his tail is all poofy and stupid-looking.

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still sleeping pretty badly, but if I sleep enough times or something it seems to work out ok :|

http://www.kongregate.com/games/pixeljamgames/dino-run also this game is stupidly fun

Dreamed I got on a plane. Don't remember where we were going, but it was raining. My parents weren't aboard, but some of my other family was -- aunts, uncles, cousins. There were some random teenagers I don't know who were making out in some of the seats. Oh yeah, and Will Smith was there, who I was randomly talking to, and then he started following me around. I'm not sure why.

Then one of my cousins starts saying the plane will crash. He says he saw the pilot shaking before, looking kinda sick, and that the pilot looked sort of new at this. As soon as he says it, I know it's gonna crash, too. I ask one of the flight attendants how many people canceled their tickets, and they tell me that it's a lot, a lot more than average. We argue with his parents for a while but we finally convince them and we all (and Will Smith sigh) get off the plane right after it's left the terminal and is waiting for its chance to lift off. We watch it go.

It doesn't explode in mid-air or anything like that. It just kinda flies out of sight and we go back to the airport.

The next day it's in the news. It crashed in the ocean, and from what they can figure out, the pilot got sick and collapsed in the cockpit and sent the plane into a nosedive into the water. Everybody died. The flight attendant I talked to, the teenagers that were making out, they were still pulling bodies out of the wreck. You'd think I'd have felt relief or vindication or at least happy I wasn't dead or something, but nah. Just a sense of resignation and well, I did what I could do. Saw it coming, but who would have believed me?

That was the end.

on a related note, if Will Smith is the next celebrity death, I will be sort of freaked out

I'm too tired to put any more effort into it. Sorry everybody.

Poll #1423012
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Which is creepier?

Disclaimer: this is unrelated to amat wank. I was just thinking, and --

I don't get why RPs ban "playercest" i.e. interactions between characters played by the same person.

( It seems like forcing them to OOC to me. )

UNRELATED TO THE ABOVE:



is it just me or is Lileep a tentacle rapist. I mean look at the COLORS FFFFFFFFFFFFFF THAT CANT BE A COINCIDENCE



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:|

except Stan Lee is like 86 now and doesn't look like that any more ):

if only my dad were taller and could speak english better ): ...and were slightly more bald HAHAHA

Best Metal Gear movie ever:

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METAL GEAR!?

I would see this movie.

http://www.bizarremag.com/entertainment/interviews/7308/cyclops_boy.html

THIS GUY IS AWESOME

HE CAN DRINK BEER THROUGH HIS EYE SOCKET

extreme pirates: --LOL OH MY GOD
exploding dinos: in the first big pic it's his TONGUE IN HIS EYE
exploding dinos: its so awesome
extreme pirates: HAHAHAHAHAHA man he shoulda kept the eyepatch
exploding dinos: but just LOOOOOL instead of going WOE IM UGLY he's all
exploding dinos: /TROLLS PEOPLE AT TRAFFIC LIGHTS
extreme pirates: HAHAHA YES

Poll #1420721
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When someone says 'Snake' and 'MGS', you think of:

I mean what's his physical appearance like in your head/what's the first mental image you get, not which character (obv, there are lots 'Solid' options up there)

Darkrai!

Also, REALLY CUTE THINGS:

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5508534

Feel like I'm shouting into an empty room.

Think I'll stop now.

http://www.mypetchicken.com/-Silkie-Bantam-Buff-p254.aspx chocobos

http://www.mypetchicken.com/-Silkie-Bantam-Black-p252.aspx this one is like my dog in chicken form

exploding dinos: http://www.mypetchicken.com/Decals-c52.aspx
exploding dinos: i half expected
exploding dinos: "i heart cocks"
exploding dinos: but there wasnt one
JacksApathy: ): thats kinda a let down
MY SN EXPLODED: aw



this is a frigging poodle, not a chicken

exploding dinos: this is why they need a rock type eevee
gunmetallic gray: they'll probably GET ONE I'm just waiting for dragon type, myself
exploding dinos: ): if they get a rock type eevee and it's not Hardeon I will be really sad
gunmetallic gray: .FKAJLFKJKLAFJLKSFD
gunmetallic gray: HAFLK HAHAHA OH GOD
gunmetallic gray: I HAD NOT CONSIDERED THAT
exploding dinos: HAHAHA
exploding dinos: LEVEL 100 HARDEON
gunmetallic gray: "I HAVE A HARDEON"
gunmetallic gray: "WANNA SEE?"
exploding dinos: you could make such awesome jokes

gunmetallic gray: I wonder what it'd look like though
exploding dinos: who cares what it looks like HAHAHAHA
gunmetallic gray: you should
gunmetallic gray: 'cause in the remake of gold and silver
gunmetallic gray: you can have your pokemon walk behind you
gunmetallic gray: like pikachu in yellow
exploding dinos: buttsex...
gunmetallic gray: so you could potentally be followed by a raging hardeon...
exploding dinos: or a lonely hardeon...
gunmetallic gray: there's a hardeon behind you...
exploding dinos: or a jolly hardeon...
gunmetallic gray: god forbid it's a
gunmetallic gray: hardy hardeon
exploding dinos: HARDY HARDEON
gunmetallic gray: would you not breed like crazy
gunmetallic gray: to get one
exploding dinos: yes

exploding dinos: you could give it stuff like
exploding dinos: Water Gun ...
exploding dinos: Harden...
gunmetallic gray: ...
Jlarinda: watersports
exploding dinos: yes
exploding dinos: ... double slap
Jlarinda: isn't there a move called swallow

Jlarinda: if Hardeon ever exists
Jlarinda: you should nickname the Eevee something like. Flaccideon
Jlarinda: and then change it :|
exploding dinos: LOL
exploding dinos: SOFTEON
Jlarinda: That works XD
exploding dinos: CONGRATULATIONS! SOFTEON EVOLVED INTO HARDEON
robot jabberwock: HAHHAAHA
robot jabberwock: that's horrible xD
Jlarinda: the evolution stone should be like. tiny. and blue.
exploding dinos: is that what viagra looks like
Jlarinda: yes

ALSO THIS: http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_mar2008/ViagraSwitch.jpg