poetry awfulness

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i had to work with nappily girl on a poem

we were like ok lets just start a random poem and just write down everything we say like a transcript

this is what we ended up with

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names changed to protect the stupid

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so apparently greatuncle's car broke down today and he had to get it towed and now they have to pay for the towing and also for a mechanic to fix it, except they don't have the money but that was the only car they had so they need a car and now my mother is trying to get ME to argue with my dad to GIVE THEM HIS CAR

i don't even know any more

oh god this guy in my huge psych night class just walked by

he's like 60+ years old and bald and gross and he was talking about chicks being hot

AUUUUUGH he's fucking 60 YEARS OLD those girls he's calling "chicks" are like THE AGE OF HIS GRANDCHILDREN its just like aethgaektghke even if he's a pedo like -- seriously "HOT CHICKS" come on you sound like a retarded frat boy

just FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

/POSTS RANDOM SHIT

http://community.livejournal.com/fandomsecrets/368601.html?thread=199782617#t199782617

people like the OP of that secret FUCKING PISS ME OFF

OMG A FANDOMSECRET FROM A REAL GAY BOY

OMG /fawns all over with doe-eyes

...get the fuck out

so there are these fundies all over campus with signs and stuff and no one can do anything about them because it's not illegal or anything to stand on a street and yell

REPENT THE END IS NEAR FIND SALVATION IN JESUS CHRIST GOD HATES SINNERS GOD HATES FAGS YOU WILL BURN IN HELL ALL OF YOU SINNERS HEATHENS ETC ETC and they're handing out copies of bibles FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO TURN TO CHRIST IN DARK DAYS ETC ETC

so i got this guy in my poetry class to go troll them with me, we just walked in a circle around the block repeatedly like switching hats and backpacks and stuff and they were too dumb to recognize us

/sitting here with like 15 bibles

i am a bastard, sup

"While the applications were very well-written and more than acceptable in their own rights, multiple members of the application team expressed concerns about the fact that both the RED Scout and BLU Scout are essentially the same character."

... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Sorry guys, but you're doing it too right."

aaaaaaaugh horrible poems in class today

this one girl wrote some EPIC LONG SHIT which was two full pages (or well the front and back of a paper) like ENTIRELY FULL OF TEXT and it took her like FIFTEEN MINUTES TO READ IT ALL and it was some poem about SOME GOBLIN IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE and ALL ABOUT IT and everyone was all WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT WTFFFFF every time she reads a poem the whole class is like OH GODDDDD id copy the whole thing but TWO FULL PAGES OF TEXT (NOT EVEN DOUBLE SPACED) WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT

here are some choice lines:
"your kingdom of sweltering spirits, home to those not dumb (HOME TO THOSE NOT DUMB, REALLY. REALLY)
come join us in our dull lives, bringing chaos along for a drag in the sun"
"don't be daft as dew" BECAUSE DEW, SO DAFT, MY GOD
"your thirst for stealing growls in the pits of your labored guts,
with your zealous quest for gold and grain, never nuts" TRYING SO HARD TO RHYME
"you walk with the undamned, a mind most devined (sic)" SIGH
"disappearing like the mightiest of bears" what.
"they protect themselves and kill you happily
has that thought never been drilled into your minds when you are not most nappily"

NAPPILY. NAPPILY. NAPPILY

and then this other guy:

"So many memories, so many trials,
So many broken hearts and pains
I was led through hell and back
as the blood flowed through my veins" /WRIST /WRIST /WRISTTTTT
"I was cursed from the start"
"Away from the memories so painful"

/SOBS

/JUST SOBS

but on a cool note one of the other girls was all I WANNA ILLUSTRATE YOUR POEM and she is painting something based on the zombie apocalypse which is really cool

i always feel so out of place in LGBTQAwhateverthehellelse groups

... i don't even know why

this guy in one of my classes dragged me to one of the meetings of some group the other day and maybe I'm NOT GAY ENOUGH or something, it's just... weird FFF I mean I have nothing against LGBTQAwhateverthehellelse people person-by-person but when they all get together and are all ... TALKING ABOUT GAY THINGS and talking about everything/everyone else like they're a special in-group and "lol gay jokes that other people wouldn't get" and all BEING GAY TOGETHER I DONT KNOW ITS JUST WEIRD

especially when they expect you to sort of be like them and all into omg fashion and celebrities and tv shows and OMG HOT BOIS~*~ and... idfk, GAY STUFF and im sitting there like UHHHHH so ... is anybody excited for diablo 3...

I just FFFFFFF I can't do the whole YAY LET US CELEBRATE JUST THIS ONE ASPECT OF MY PERSONALITY which is not even really the dominant part of it or anything (none of them really are), when I talk to people I want to talk to them as them, not THAT GAY GUY or THE LESBIAN COUPLE or THAT BLACK/LATINA/INSERT MINORITY CHICK, and if bob HAPPENS TO BE GAY that's fine and if sue HAPPENS TO BE CHINESE that is cool and if mary and jenny HAPPEN TO BE DATING that's ok too

and everybody looks at you all "LGBTQAetc!!! SO WHICH LETTER ARE YOU?"

"hi im bob and im gay"
"hi im sue and im a lesbian"
uuuh hi im... not anything... uuuuh

FFFFFF straight people are weirded out because I HAPPEN TO NOT CARE WHAT IS IN PEOPLE'S PANTS and LGBTQAWHATEVER people are weirded out because I happen to not care what is in people's pants instead of BEING QUEER!11!11!!!! and if I'm queer WHY DO I MIND DOING QUEER THINGS!!!!11!! I mean IDFK I'm japanese but I'm not going around wearing yukata, and im korean but I'm not going around MAKING SURE MY KOREAN INFLUENCE IS IN EVERYTHING I DO why would i do that for anything else

i guess i wish there were... LGBT groups that were just groups and not LGBT1!!!!!11!!1 groups -- FFFF this sounds so weird and illogical but -- y'know, like hey a group of queer people going and doing unrelated stuff together! not like a group of queer people going and doing QUEER ACTIVITIES and having QUEER DISCUSSIONS, LIKE IDFK I WOULD GO ROCK-CLIMBING OR SOMETHING WITH THEM and we can all be queer together and bond while rock climbing ok, we don't all have to go in pink and sparkles with rainbow t-shirts SIGH

sigh :|

eXPLODING dinos: yeah its like
eXPLODING dinos: LETS JUST DO SOMETHING TOGETHER
eXPLODING dinos: not DO SOMETHING GAY TOGETHER
we cry havoc: YEAH!!
we cry havoc: LIKE BOWLING OR POOL OR -- or hey rock climbing that sounds like fun
eXPLODING dinos: EXACTLY I would be up for bowling
eXPLODING dinos: NOT QUEER BOWLING
eXPLODING dinos: just bowling with people woh happen to be queer
we cry havoc: YEAH
we cry havoc: hahaha you should start a PEOPLE WHO HAPPEN TO BE GAY club
eXPLODING dinos: LOL

Reading James Joyce in Short Stories (English) class.

Like every single one of his short stories can be summaries like this: "pointless, plotless, and full of pedos"

I hate James Joyce

eXPLODING dinos: ahgkjaethgjkaetghaekjt my mom
eXPLODING dinos: the pizza delivery place got our order wrong and
eXPLODING dinos: gave her like a salad without chicken instead of
eXPLODING dinos: a salad with chicken
eXPLODING dinos: and she
eXPLODING dinos: called them back and
eXPLODING dinos: made them give us credit
eXPLODING dinos: for two dollars
eXPLODING dinos: TWO DOLLARS

if I were working at that place and some rich lady called and was all YOU FORGOT THE CHICKEN ON MY SALAD GIVE US CREDIT FOR TWO BUCKS I'd just be all oh lol really sorry about that but actually be thinking LOL ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, YOU WANT STORE CREDIT FOR TWO BUCKS

I was just like AUGH DONT CALL THEM look just take mine, next time I order stuff I'll just tell them "oh hey this happened last time, could you please double check this time? thanks" and i'll eat yours but she was all NO GRRGRHRGHGHH WE HAVE TO TELL THEM NOWWWW /CALLS THEM /DEMANDS CREDIT and I was just like auuuuughhhh DONT YOU REALIZE HOW EMBARRASSING YOU'RE BEING and she was all BLAH BLAH WASTING MONEY and then started lecturing me on how I was spoiled and didnt know the WORTH OF MONEY and SHE BET SOMEONE OUT THERE WOULD REALLY WANT THOSE TWO DOLLARS

"like somebody who really wants a burger from mcdonalds..."
"YOU ARE SUCH A STUBBORN SPOILED BRAT"
"it's two dollars, its not like we're letting them get away with murder here"
"SEE YOU JUST TAKE EVERYTHING FOR GRANTED, YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL THAT BLAH BLAH BLAH"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AUGH ok I'll admit I'm a little rich kid and possibly spoiled by it though I TRY NOT TO BE but I mean COME ON

seriously

seriously

eXPLODING dinos: my mother is retarded
eXPLODING dinos: she's crying because the kittens might have died
eXPLODING dinos: i was like ok well we couldve kept them and not LEFT THEM OUTSIDE but you demanded that we put them outside
eXPLODING dinos: and she's all SOB SOB THEY MIGHT HAVE DIED I WISH ID NEVER SEEN THEM TO BEGIN WITH
eXPLODING dinos: im like uuuuuuuuuuuh do you want me to pity you or something you're the one that said leave them outside where it's cold
JacksApathy: ): emotional female
JacksApathy: girls are weird
eXPLODING dinos: and i was like im gonna go see if they're still there and my mom was all
eXPLODING dinos: NO WHATI F THEY'RE DEAD
eXPLODING dinos: im like well if they are then what can we do about it
eXPLODING dinos: and shes all NO I JUST WANT TO FORGET THEY EVER EXISTED SOB SOB IM SO SAD
eXPLODING dinos: im like ... yeah ok not really making me pity you
JacksApathy: |: just go anyway if you want to
eXPLODING dinos: im gonna but wtf
eXPLODING dinos: shes the one that was all NO I HATE CATS and now she
eXPLODING dinos: dislikes them because they make her feel guilty
eXPLODING dinos: about her own actions
eXPLODING dinos: go to hell
JacksApathy: girls are weird |:
eXPLODING dinos: sigh brb checking the empty house
JacksApathy: good luck

eXPLODING dinos: back
eXPLODING dinos: 3/4 kittens are ok
eXPLODING dinos: i don't know where spy went ): but maybe he just learned cloak
JacksApathy: thats good then, did it seem like the mom had found them?
eXPLODING dinos: i think so
eXPLODING dinos: they didnt seem hungry or anything
eXPLODING dinos: as far as i could tell
eXPLODING dinos: bawww pyro remembered me ): she was climbing on my leg
JacksApathy: Case: the kitten whisperer
JacksApathy: scully was so cute when she was tiny fff, she used to paw at my hair and try to chew it
eXPLODING dinos: maybe i'll leave milk for the mom or something later fff
JacksApathy: like the uuuh power milk stuff?
JacksApathy: ...powder
eXPLODING dinos: uuuh the milk that comes in envelopes
JacksApathy: yeah
eXPLODING dinos: i am worried about spy ):
JacksApathy: Theres not a lot more you can do though
eXPLODING dinos: i know ethgkjet but its like why would 3 kittens be there and not all four aaa
JacksApathy: well, maybe he did just learn cloak
eXPLODING dinos: maybe he did, i almost missed the tan one cause he was hiding
JacksApathy: There you go then! Maybe spy just went exploring and was hiding somewhere
eXPLODING dinos: HAHA they cant really walk yet but yeah
JacksApathy: they can waddle slowly on an exploring trip |:
eXPLODING dinos: now i want a kitten ):
JacksApathy: kittens are cute ):

guys this is so cool




i'm one with case!!!!

guess who






game

ok so we found the kittens' mom and returned them

but then the kittens' mom (who i am starting to believe is retarded) LEFT THEM IN OUR YARD STILL, Y'KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE DOG THAT KILLS HER CHILDREN

and we found them again today moved like two feet over from before :||||

then my mom made me take them and move them to one of the unoccupied houses down the street FFFFFFFFF i don't know if the catmom can find them there, i am worried

but we can't take them to a shelter because none of them will take them, we called like five :|

fffffffffffffffffffff i'll check on them again after classes are over or something i guess tehgkjhkehfjkh

http://www.tf2chan.net/afanfic/res/4602.html

ATTN: vociferocity YOU HAVE A GIFT OF PORN

EAT UP YOUR EYE: POEMS TIME!!
eXPLODING dinos: "i keep my chin held high and do my best to stand tall"
eXPLODING dinos: auuuuughhhh
eXPLODING dinos: "under the willow tree your ashes have been spread"
EAT UP YOUR EYE: /slits wrists
eXPLODING dinos: "i can't believe you're gone. you're an angel instead"
eXPLODING dinos: auuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
EAT UP YOUR EYE: HAHAHAHA THIS IS MY FAVORITE CLASS
eXPLODING dinos: its so terrible
EAT UP YOUR EYE: exactly

yukitsuyk: That's kind of sweet. Did a thirteen year old write it?
eXPLODING dinos: NO this is my college poetry class
yukitsuyk: ....
yukitsuyk: /SIGH your class.

miruvix: "i can't believe you're gone. you're an angel instead""
miruvix: are you serious
eXPLODING dinos: i am serious
miruvix: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKEnflaejwf
eXPLODING dinos: "the months before your passing were the heardest ive endured. while your spirits [sic] everlasting, your beautiful smile is obscured"
eXPLODING dinos: i was like r u srs

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WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

eXPLODING dinos: "It always seems to begin the same, / It's the same fight with a different name. / I can't help but be scared, but like a / Solar eclipse, I can't help and stare"
eXPLODING dinos: what
miruvix: ????
EAT UP YOUR EYE: ... what
EAT UP YOUR EYE: also solar eclipse was a shitty example
EAT UP YOUR EYE: car crash would have been better. ... unless he was talking about one already...
eXPLODING dinos: "it slams shut, with another chapter done / i hold onto you tight mr. bear because / im only four years old and with only / one kind of story to share"
eXPLODING dinos: yeah because 4 year olds know all about solar eclipses

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if anyone actually in my class finds my lj im so fucked HAHAHAHAHA