more re: jack

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RE: Jack

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if you want to talk to dave, AIM: davidmmarchant

AFK FOREVER

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/6515742/Mind-blowing-sex-American-woman-suffers-amnesia-after-intercourse.html

eXPLODING dinos
CAN BE
TRIGGERED BY
BOWEL MOVEMENTS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
"HHHHHHHHNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHhhh... what was my name again"
JacksApathy
YES HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


poop jokes are funny

eXPLODING dinos: QUICK if you had to make
eXPLODING dinos: a TF2 OC
eXPLODING dinos: what would you make
EAT UP YOUR EYE: I HAVE NO IDEA |: NOT UKES but that's about it
eXPLODING dinos: :|
EAT UP YOUR EYE: |: what
eXPLODING dinos: somehow i cannot imagine you playing a seme
EAT UP YOUR EYE: la la la i can't hear you
eXPLODING dinos: HAHAHA that doesn't change my mind or anything
EAT UP YOUR EYE: SIGH
EAT UP YOUR EYE: i don't even know if i'd manage to play a seme though LMFAO i... only played a panicky idiot for some AU rp thing we never continued...
eXPLODING dinos: SEE
eXPLODING dinos: SO MAKE AN OC I want to
EAT UP YOUR EYE: /SUICIDES
eXPLODING dinos: see you try to make a seme
eXPLODING dinos: GO DO IT
EAT UP YOUR EYE: I'M PLAYING KATAMARI DAMACY maybe later |||||:
eXPLODING dinos: KATAMARI CAN WAIT
EAT UP YOUR EYE: KATAMARI IS MORE SPECIAL THAN YOU I'M SORRY
eXPLODING dinos: NO ITS NOT there are tons of copies of it everywhere
eXPLODING dinos: I MIGHT DIE OF A SUDDEN AND RANDOM HEART ATTACK IN FIFTEEN MINTUES HOW DO YOU KNOW
eXPLODING dinos: THEN YOU WILL RUE
eXPLODING dinos: so much rueing
EAT UP YOUR EYE: ...YOU MOTHERFUCKER
eXPLODING dinos: SO MUCH RUEING
EAT UP YOUR EYE: DIE ---shit wait that's the point uh ...HURT YOURSELF... BADLY... AND LEAVE ME ALONE
eXPLODING dinos: MAYBE I WILL
eXPLODING dinos: MAYBE THE BUILDING WILL COLLAPSE
eXPLODING dinos: AND YOU WILL NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN
eXPLODING dinos: and all i wanted was for you to give me your OC ideas
eXPLODING dinos: YOU WILL FEEL SO GUILTY
eXPLODING dinos: YOU'D BE THE LAST PERSON TO EVER SPEAK TO ME ONLINE
eXPLODING dinos: AND EVERYONE WOULD BE LIKE
eXPLODING dinos: DAVE WHAT HAPPENED TO CASE
eXPLODING dinos: and you'd be like I DONT KNOW!!
eXPLODING dinos: WHY DIDNT I JUST GIVE HIM MY OC IDEA??
eXPLODING dinos: WOE
EAT UP YOUR EYE: YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
EAT UP YOUR EYE: I HAVE NO OC IDEAS ANYWAY
EAT UP YOUR EYE: I WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE |:
eXPLODING dinos: FINE i'll just go jump off a building now brb

GOODBYE FOREVER

OK this just came up between like five of us so:

ITT attractive older men (or at least, people you've heard other people say are attractive)

let's say around or over 50 years old

We're trying to think of a list but we're having trouble, help!

( what we came up with so far: )

Poll #1452070
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 69

You find an unmarked bag full of cash at the airport. Its owner is nowhere in sight. You keep the money if:

are you all tired of me playing go-between yet

( yet more re: jack )

so somebody on pkmnljtcg had this icon and --

( oh god this is so politically incorrect )

related: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_controversy#Perceived_Nazi_imagery

Poll #1444714
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 67

If you had the chance to eat a human steak type thing, would you eat it

Springflower477: what if it was like...a baby?
exploding dinos: then it would be softer and tastier
exploding dinos: ... oh wait you mean like morals
peachymint17: ........................................

More on Jack:

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So if you want to send him anything lemme know, I'll email dave back with all of it

eta: COMMENT WITH STUFF YOU WANNA SEND TO JACK (images are doable, spam them!)

xoxoxo Xylia: Disney has acquired screen rights to a new rendition of "The Diary of Anne Frank,"
xoxoxo Xylia: wat
exploding dinos: LOL
exploding dinos: LOLLLL
exploding dinos: LOL
exploding dinos: HOLOCAUST: DISNEY VERSION
MY SN EXPLODED: ...holy shit
Zellie Almasy: That's gonna be so bad omg xD
lolistolemybike: WHAT
lolistolemybike: /JUST CAME BACK IN
lolistolemybike: WHAT
exploding dinos: coming soon to theaters near you: holocaust, the disney musical
exploding dinos: complete with musical numbers featuring anne frank and co
xoxoxo Xylia: and HITLERRrr

sammywhatammy: a bad musical version of the Diary already exists :|
sammywhatammy: I saw it years ago. bad stuff.
sammywhatammy: they're hiding form the Nazis who are in the house looking for them and THEY'RE SINGING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS
exploding dinos: but is it DISNEY
exploding dinos: I mean disney rapes canon and is unashamed of it
sammywhatammy: I wonder what the ride at Disney World would be like
sammywhatammy: "experience the magic of being gassed! 8D"
exploding dinos: also it'll be pretty hard to make the holocaust PG i mean
exploding dinos: disney can't exactly make things rated R
exploding dinos: "oh they just take the jews away ... to a magical land"
sammywhatammy: "you'll never have so much fun being put in an oven!"

exploding dinos: i wonder who thought this was a good idea
lolistolemybike: I don't
lolistolemybike: know
exploding dinos: HAHHA "hey guys i think we should make a movie of anne frank's diary" "wait wait a cartoon disney movie?" "YEAH SURE we can just turn them all into cats and have the bad german cats taking all the jewish cats away and anne is hiding when she's discovered by a nazi cat named peter but they fall in forbidden love and --" "but that's not like the canon at all" "who cares"

EAT UP YOUR EYE: DASF;KLDFSLKFAJ;LAFSMLCSA WHY DOES IT ACTUALLY SOUND PLAUSIBLE
exploding dinos: because that's prboably what happened
EAT UP YOUR EYE: SOB
EAT UP YOUR EYE: you're my greatest source of traumas i hope you know that
EAT UP YOUR EYE: and yet they make me LOL
EAT UP YOUR EYE: PARADOXES
exploding dinos: what, you don't think anne frank would make a great cat musical?
EAT UP YOUR EYE: oh i have NO DOUBTS about that

So -- Jack is in the hospital, for people who were wondering and didn't know. Uhhh -- stuff about puking blood and -- yeah generally sick. I think he should probably be ok in a little while? Or uhhh as ok as ok gets.

( from dave: )

so uhhh yeah

Poll #1425752
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 69

Are clones siblings?

If someone zapped you and changed your genes, would you still be related to your family?

If someone zapped you again and turned your genes back to the way they were, would you then (or still) be related to your family?

If someone zapped me to make my genes exactly like yours, would we be suddenly related?

What's worse?

exploding dinos: do christians believe that dead people can watch over us or something
exploding dinos: and like see us living
MY SN EXPLODED: ...maybe idk
exploding dinos: because i mean do they really want to believe that their dead grandparents or something are watching them read porny fanfic...
MY SN EXPLODED: I think they just like to think dead people are only watching when they do good things or are in trouble
MY SN EXPLODED: maybe they think dead people watch us like TV
MY SN EXPLODED: AUGH POOPING /turns off TV
exploding dinos: "oh god my granddaughter is fapping to lockon /watches someone else"
exploding dinos: but then they'd still SEE it
exploding dinos: and KNOW
exploding dinos: i mean if I saw you writing HOT STARFIGHTER PRONZ i wouldnt WATCH or anything but id be like OH GOD TSU WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MY SN EXPLODED: IGNORANCE IS BLISS FOR THE LIVING--fjdkafldskj WHY ARE YOU USING ME AS AN EXAMPLE
MY SN EXPLODED: when I die I'm going to be ceiling cat
exploding dinos: or like walk into the room and see you taking a STRENUOUS POOP its like AAAA /runs away but YOU CANT UNSEE IT
MY SN EXPLODED: STOP IMAGINING ME IN UNFAVORABLE CIRCUMSTANCES
exploding dinos: HAHAHHA if this is true and i die i am never goin to stalk my friends
MY SN EXPLODED: it'd be so boring
exploding dinos: its liek I DONT CARE WHAT GOOD YOU GUYS DO OK i dont need to see this
exploding dinos: /glances over OH MY GOD TSU IS GIVING BIRTH /run away
MY SN EXPLODED: ...
MY SN EXPLODED: SOB

MY SN EXPLODED: if you die I'll always put up a sign that says CASE FUCK OFF whenever I do something unsightly
exploding dinos: but up a sign WHERE
MY SN EXPLODED: I DON'T KNOW it depends on what I'm doing
MY SN EXPLODED: like if I'm pooping I'll hold it over my crotch
MY SN EXPLODED: STOP WATCHING ME CREEPER;;;;
MY SN EXPLODED: if I ever give birth I'll be like WAIT. PUT UP CURTAINS AND PAINT "CASE FUCK OFF" ON THEM
exploding dinos: but what if I appear INSIDE the curtains
MY SN EXPLODED: ...
MY SN EXPLODED: I'm just going to put all biological functions on hold in fear of being watched by dead people
MY SN EXPLODED: poop and pee out of a tube in my arm or something
exploding dinos: your ARM ...
exploding dinos: tsu i think
exploding dinos: you're doing it wrong
MY SN EXPLODED: IDK FDJKLFASD

MY SN EXPLODED: so if you're dead are you like a randomly warping ghost
MY SN EXPLODED: THAT SOUNDS AWESOME
exploding dinos: I don't know how awesome that would be
exploding dinos: I mean imagine warping into your FRIENDS GIVING BIRTH
MY SN EXPLODED: WARP BACK OUT
MY SN EXPLODED: WARP BACK OUT
exploding dinos: well yes but your memory
MY SN EXPLODED: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MUST WIPE MENTAL IMAGE warping to Lavie now"
exploding dinos: who is pooping
exploding dinos: and the next person is fapping
exploding dinos: or having sex
MY SN EXPLODED: ....you just have to ruin everything don't you

OK seriously there has to be some dp/weasel fics out there besides the ONE I found by searching google and LJ. I mean I guess cable/deadpool is more popular or something but :|||| wtffff

does NO ONE ELSE SHIP THEM besides me and random FS anons? is it because weasel's not "hot?" it can't be deadpool, people ship him with random other people and slash him with cable a ton so wtf ):

seriously, ANYTHING, EVEN BADFIC, I am desperate here



eta: also this:

exploding dinos: if zombies
exploding dinos: eat brains
exploding dinos: where do the brains go?
exploding dinos: could they theoretically eat enough brains toe xplode their stomachs
exploding dinos: I assume zombies don't poop
archers bows: well it has to go somewhere
yukitsuyk: I guess the brains just rot in their stomachs?
archers bows: maybe gravity takes over and it comes out anyway

( lbscrabble, saved for posterity )

exploding dinos: if you were a vampire
exploding dinos: you're not ALIVE right
exploding dinos: so does your hair grow???
exploding dinos: like if you shaved your head
exploding dinos: would you be perma bald
JacksApathy: .... it shouldnt grow, I'd think
exploding dinos: could you like troll vampires by shaving their heads while they're not paying attention
exploding dinos: and they'd just have this bald spot
exploding dinos: forever
JacksApathy: but then again some vampires seem to have some weird healing thing where they like
JacksApathy: drink blood and all the wounds fix themselves so
exploding dinos: but could you regenerate HAIR
JacksApathy: well maybe, vampire authors are weird / stupid
exploding dinos: and what if you like got a haircut then drank blood, would your hair go back to before it was cut HAHAHAHA
JacksApathy: MAYBE
exploding dinos: that would SUCK HAHAHAH its like /spends an hour dyeing hair blue ... /drinks blood... DAMMIT ITS BLACK AGAIN
exploding dinos: HAHAHA and like they can't get any tattoos
exploding dinos: or they just fade back out
exploding dinos: NEVER CUT YOUR FINGERNAILS OR TOENAILS EVER AGAIN ...
exploding dinos: ... dude vampires are kinda gross wtf ethgjkehtgjk
JacksApathy: yes, yes they are

THE ANONYMOUS WRITING FEEDBACK MEME

I'm not moving to dreamwidth. I dunno, I just like LJ better.

But I'll keep up with you guys on there or something, just tell me who to add HAHAHA

http://pedo.dreamwidth.org

:|

eta: ALSO ALLIE NEEDS HELP, HELP HER

peachymint17: love is like holding hands in the middle of sex and staring into each other's eyes or something
exploding dinos: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
exploding dinos: WTFFFFFFFFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
peachymint17: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WTF
Agent Sapphire: ........
exploding dinos: that would be so fuckin weird
peachymint17: dude, it's body language
Agent Sapphire: I don't think I could do that
Agent Sapphire: without loling my ass off
exploding dinos: I KNOW BUT IT WOULD BE LIKE
exploding dinos: LOL -_ YES
exploding dinos: /STARES INTO EYES
exploding dinos: IM IN YOUR BUTT...
exploding dinos: /LOL FOREVER
peachymint17: /SMACKS YOU
MY SN EXPLODED: HAHAHAHAHA
MY SN EXPLODED: oh my god the imagery
peachymint17: /SMACKS ALL OF YOU
exploding dinos: AHAHAHHAH all
exploding dinos: /tenderly joins hands
exploding dinos: /looks deep into eyes
exploding dinos: "IM IN UR BUTT RITE NAO LOL"
peachymint17: CASE DIE

MY SN EXPLODED: He laced his fingers intoheirs and squeezed gently, gazing tenderly into her deep blue eyes. Still holding her hand, he knelt down and whispered softly, "I'm in ur butt."

exploding dinos: christian rock really weirds me out
peachymint17: oh god i read "christian rock" and shuddered irl
exploding dinos: i mean its just
exploding dinos: when i think of rock it hink of like 70s
exploding dinos: and just... this bunch of... nuns being all FUCK YEAH /wailing guitar solos /throws up the horns PRAISE FCKN JESUS
peachymint17: ...........................................................
exploding dinos: ... actually that would be AWESOME
peachymint17: THAT WOULD
exploding dinos: real christian rock is jsut kind of lame
peachymint17: actually that's what i thought Christian Rock was too at first
peachymint17: like
peachymint17: the pastor air guitaring or something
exploding dinos: what would you call a nun band like that
peachymint17: hmmmmm
peachymint17: all i can think of is "FLYING NUNS"
exploding dinos: "sisters of mercy" is already a bad...
peachymint17: "MOTHERS SUPERIOR"
peachymint17: idk
exploding dinos: HAHAHA nuns in like
exploding dinos: with their arms crossed over their chests and tough-guy frowns and solid gold crucifixes
exploding dinos: christian gangsta rap
peachymint17: afiod;ofjasdifjioas;fja;ofjsad;foijad;ofadiofjda;oif
peachymint17: OH GOD
exploding dinos: werd nigga jesus be mah homie
exploding dinos: jesus loves me and all my bitches and hoes
JacksApathy: yo yo jesus be hanging down wit us in ... da hood.... etc.... with his bitches.....
exploding dinos: i pour some champagne for jesus in my souped up ride...

EGGS!