aaaa i always feel so epic awkward asking people i dont know to friend me on lj

not cause im insecure or anything but the whole "wait do they know im a dude" thing and "wait if they find out will they think im a creeper thats trying to get into their pants or something" especially if it's a person in fandom cause everyone just assumes everyone else is female fffff

augh i really hate that whole OH GOD CREEPER thing like fff if a woman was playing with a small child that wasn't hers that'd be perfectly normal and baww what a caring lady baw so gentle but if it's a dude its like OH MY GOD PEDO PEDOOOOOO STOP TOUCHING MY CHILDREN WHAT DID THE BAD MAN DO

i mean not that i like small children or would ever get within spontaneous projectile vomiting distance of one but you know what i mean

sup

eta:
yukitsuyk: http://i31.tinypic.com/mwwkk6.jpg
exploding dinos: LOL
exploding dinos: LOL germany
exploding dinos: "WTF IS THIS COVER THAT UP"

eta2:
http://i31.tinypic.com/bfj0yg.jpg
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF SANJI

eta3:
MASSIVE PICSPAM OF CUTE ANIMALS IN COMMENTS

List 10 of your favorite characters from different fandoms, and ask people to spot patterns in your choices, and if they're so inclined, to draw conclusions about you based on the patterns they've spotted.

1. Etna (Disgaea)
2. Germany (Hetalia)
3. Seifer Almasy (FF8)
4. Hiruma Youichi (ES21)
5. Otacon - also young Ocelot (MGS)
6. Sanji (One Piece)
7. Ichimaru Gin (Bleach)
8. Yamamoto Takeshi - also Byakuran - also Belphegor (KHR)
9. Houshakuji Renge (Ouran)
10. Hector (Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken)

I CAN DO SOME MYSELF:
- VIOLENT LIGHT-HAIRED BLUE EYED ASSHOLES (oh god like 7/10)
- EVERYONE LIKES FIGHTING (except otacon and renge, and renge is debatable)
- BOTH GIRLS ARE CANONLY AWESOME TROLLS
- DISTINCT LACK OF ANGST AND WOE AND SRS BSNS (except germany but his srs bsns is ridiculous and funny anyway)
- no main characters ): side-mains, sometimes

looooool

ALSO -- chimchar's pokedex description WILL NEVER FAIL TO AMUSE ME



"Chimchar's fiery rear end is fuelled by gas made in its belly."

FLAMING BUTT MONKEY POWERED BY ITS... GAS...

I AM SO IMMATURE

/BANDWAGON

List the first ten series that come to mind.
Your friends will comment with the character from each series that they think you are most like.

❶ One Piece
➋ Bleach
➌ Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
➍ MGS
➎ NARUTO (even though I don't really know it)
➏ Eyeshield 21
➐ Final Fantasy (?)
➑ POKEMON LOL
➒ Ouran HS Host Club!
➓ aaaaaaaand I DONT KNOW ..... DISNEY PRINCESSES~*~*~

I TRANSLATED MORE DOUJIN

mir1 mir2

PS DON'T REDISTRIBUTE THESE ~*~*~*~*~

"For fuck's sake, go to [info]capslock_op if you're going to do this kind of shit."

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Based on the lj interests lists of those who share my more unusual interests, the interests suggestion meme thinks I might be interested in
1. do not want score: 5
2. sanji score: 5
3. zoro score: 5
4. the turks score: 4
5. capslock score: 4
6. usopp score: 4
7. roronoa zoro score: 4
8. crack pairings score: 4
9. raiden score: 4
10. luffy score: 4
11. the boss score: 3
12. snake/box score: 3
13. otacon score: 3
14. mgs score: 3
15. boy touching score: 3
16. mori/haruhi score: 3
17. jareth score: 3
18. yuffie kisaragi score: 3
19. laughing at crossdressing cloud score: 3
20. otasune score: 3

Type your username here to find out what interests it suggests for you.
Popularity Ceiling: (Please be patient!)

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This is a random RP spam post. IC or OOC. Come play with me! And --

( all these guys. )

Some in use in actual roleplays, some not. Tommy's the newest, I just wanted to take him on a test run (augh pun not intended).

penis

OTPs in 10 words:

1. Anything you can do, she can do better.
2. You counted, down to the seconds. [Musashi/Hiruma; databomb]
3. He's the only person you don't have to worry about. [Mori/Kyouya; databomb]
4. He's everything to you, don't you know? (You know.) [10051; infringe]
5. Without him, are you less than you thought, or more? [Gin/Kira; gyllespi]
6. He's everything you fight for. Everything you've ever fought for. [Snake/Otacon; infringe]
7. You could have changed him. You were changing him. But... [Kubota/Komiya; databomb]
8. He'd be lost without you. (Probably for several dozen years.) [Zoro/Sanji; databomb]
9. You like him. Isn't it that simple? [8059; infringe]
10. To him, you're not unredeemable. You're just a major asshole. [Seifer/Zell; databomb]

IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO EVEN THINK OF THESE

Ganked off EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE WORLD HOLY GOD:

1) What is your opinion of this character? If you like, explain why you like him/her. Likewise if you dislike the character.
2) Is he/she important to the general plot?
3) Can you relate to this character at all? Do they grip you emotionally?
4) How much do you like the fandom that this character comes from?
5) Do you ship this character with any other character? Or, are you particularly intrigued by their relationship with any other character(s)? (romance-wise or platonic)
6) Is there anything about the character you would change?
7) If you were in the fandom with this character or knew this character in real life, how do you see yourself interacting with him/her? (Would you get along well? Fall in love with? Dislike? Friendly rivalry? etc etc)
8) Does this character make the cut as one of your all time favorites (if you like) or least favorites?
9) Would you hype up this character (if you like) or warn about (if you dislike) to someone whose new to the fandom?
10) Is this character popular with the fanbase?

14,713/15,750. I'm behind. BY SO MUCH dfhgdkjffhkf

( That meme from before. )

GIP

Just to make this NOT a GIP:

Tell me the name of a character in any of my fandoms. I'll tell you about the quirks and stuff of my fanon versions of them.

GO

Ganked off databomb:

Name a fandom, and I'll talk pairings at you. My favorite, why, any weird ones I ship, and any unpopular opinions I have. If you have any specific questions, feel free to ask too.

→ Ask me my unpopular opinions on my fandoms.

ALSO I DONT KNOW IF IM ALLOWED TO POST THIS BUT edge_chan DREW MAR-EMO-PUPPY

( IMAGE )

penis

ETA: lol me and databomb apped Hiruma and Kid at Poly → (devilbat_01 and wildgunman_07, do we see a trend)

If you are in an RP and have a journal for your character then have them write a letter to you and respond to them as much as you like, and even your friends can join in your conversations with them! Prepare for the roasting of your ass, RP-mun.

Gonna ask one thing, though: don't start threads before I do? So I can keep all the Etna conversations in one thread, all the Flonne ones in another, etc!

On the topic of random One Piece:

JEN0VA absolute: HAHAHAA YES LETS START A PIRATE CREW
Atreylune: We'd be good pirates
Atreylune: YES LETS DO IT
JEN0VA absolute: WED BE THE LOLBUTTSEX PIRATES
Atreylune: TESS start like a lolbuttsex pirate blogcrew *DIES*
JEN0VA absolute: -dies- i am askljfsa
JEN0VA absolute: well uhh doing the flag haha
JEN0VA absolute: someone else can start it
Atreylune: nadjfkhgfdakh *DIES* want me to?
JEN0VA absolute: do it jhfkj'

( we're doing it anfkjhadfkhdf )

Sanji is killing me dead.

That's about it.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Hey melting!

JEN0VA absolute: sanji's like the mom sfklsahdfs
Atreylune: *DIES* Yeah andfgkjaethkf
Atreylune: Does tha tmake Nami the dad nadfkjgdhkjahfdf
Atreylune: Zoro's like their guard dog
Atreylune: Luffy's the son adnfkjfh
JEN0VA absolute: akhfds;ak it DOES make nami the dad -diiies-
JEN0VA absolute: she brings home money and stuff
JEN0VA absolute: and sanji cooks and cleans
JEN0VA absolute: and slaves aaaaall day over the stove
JEN0VA absolute: and smacks luffy around for stealing food
Atreylune: HAHAHAHA and neither of them really like the dog much but the son is all YAY DOG so the dog stays
JEN0VA absolute: -DIIIIIES- yeah
JEN0VA absolute: OH GOD
JEN0VA absolute: so true alkjfhklas
Atreylune: Except Nami is having an affair with Vivi adnfgkjfhf
JEN0VA absolute: adn we all know sanji knows
JEN0VA absolute: but he doesn't wanna say anything
JEN0VA absolute: for the kids ):
Atreylune: Yeah ): What can he do
JEN0VA absolute: -DIIIIEEES-
Atreylune: ... according to fandom he can hit on the kid
Atreylune: or the dog
Atreylune: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh
JEN0VA absolute: auuugh
JEN0VA absolute: nami's off having her affair
JEN0VA absolute: and sanji's watching tv with the dog on his lap
JEN0VA absolute: and weeping and going
JEN0VA absolute: YOURE THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME
JEN0VA absolute: askfksa so wrong aklsjfksa
Atreylune: HAHAHHA nami-swaaan ): ): vivi chaaaan why do you do this to meeeeeee and the dog is all stop crying on me asshole
JEN0VA absolute: -diiies- i know riight

loooooooooool

Also, Sanji: http://community.livejournal.com/exsomnia/1228.html?thread=43724#t43724

exsomnia; 3 days left to start and counting!

List ten of your fandoms and have your flist try to guess your favorite character and pairing (no way, too easy) who I think I'm most like (lololol) and who I'd (semi-realistically, there won't be any like Sora/Hercules or something wtffff) pair myself with (HAHA THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH CRACK ANYWAY) from each. One person can guess as many times as they want, from as many fandoms as they want, but only one character/pairing at a time.

( Go! )

HAHAHA DO IT

I HAVE A TANK. The fishie kind, not the explody kind.

( Marimo, emopuppy, assorted things. )

Liz got her letter! So permission to post:

Have another MoriKyouya!

And a ZoSan I never posted about.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah that's it again!