( irritation )

in unrelated news, my dad just gave my greatuncle $100,000

http://community.livejournal.com/fandomsecrets/368601.html?thread=199782617#t199782617

people like the OP of that secret FUCKING PISS ME OFF

OMG A FANDOMSECRET FROM A REAL GAY BOY

OMG /fawns all over with doe-eyes

...get the fuck out

eXPLODING dinos: ahgkjaethgjkaetghaekjt my mom
eXPLODING dinos: the pizza delivery place got our order wrong and
eXPLODING dinos: gave her like a salad without chicken instead of
eXPLODING dinos: a salad with chicken
eXPLODING dinos: and she
eXPLODING dinos: called them back and
eXPLODING dinos: made them give us credit
eXPLODING dinos: for two dollars
eXPLODING dinos: TWO DOLLARS

if I were working at that place and some rich lady called and was all YOU FORGOT THE CHICKEN ON MY SALAD GIVE US CREDIT FOR TWO BUCKS I'd just be all oh lol really sorry about that but actually be thinking LOL ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, YOU WANT STORE CREDIT FOR TWO BUCKS

I was just like AUGH DONT CALL THEM look just take mine, next time I order stuff I'll just tell them "oh hey this happened last time, could you please double check this time? thanks" and i'll eat yours but she was all NO GRRGRHRGHGHH WE HAVE TO TELL THEM NOWWWW /CALLS THEM /DEMANDS CREDIT and I was just like auuuuughhhh DONT YOU REALIZE HOW EMBARRASSING YOU'RE BEING and she was all BLAH BLAH WASTING MONEY and then started lecturing me on how I was spoiled and didnt know the WORTH OF MONEY and SHE BET SOMEONE OUT THERE WOULD REALLY WANT THOSE TWO DOLLARS

"like somebody who really wants a burger from mcdonalds..."
"YOU ARE SUCH A STUBBORN SPOILED BRAT"
"it's two dollars, its not like we're letting them get away with murder here"
"SEE YOU JUST TAKE EVERYTHING FOR GRANTED, YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL THAT BLAH BLAH BLAH"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AUGH ok I'll admit I'm a little rich kid and possibly spoiled by it though I TRY NOT TO BE but I mean COME ON

seriously

seriously

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( cut for ranting )

I HATE BIRDS SO FUCKING MUCH SGHSJKTGHSKJGHSKgh

IT'S FOUR FORTY FIVE IN THE MORNING, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SINGING ALREADY, THE SUN ISNT EVEN UP YET YOU NOISY FEATHERY BASTARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

that's it, I'm going to SNIPE THE FUCKERS

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, ASSTWITS, YOUR NEST IS MINE

also this

4:45 AM raaaaaaaaaaaaaeg

for those who may not be aware of this already (and I don't think there are many of you out there)

i am an emotional retard

as in, if you want my attention, you're going to have to ask for it because I do not pick up on hints and subtleties and if i see you moping in a corner about something i did or did not do or attention i did not pay to you (to be honest i probably will not even see you) i will probably figure you had a bad day and leave you alone

tired of being called unfriendly and distant and uncaring by people when they don't even IM me

you don't do it, i figure you don't want to talk, sure, have it your way

but don't come crying to me later

if you think i'm so goddamned unapproachable, don't fucking approach me at all.

if you think i'm so goddamned unfriendly, don't fucking be my friend.

logic. use it.

I THINK IT IS OK FOR GUYS TO HIT GIRLS

caveat: as much as it is ok for anyone to hit anyone

some guy hitting a girl does not automatically make him OMG A HORRIBLE TERRIBLE PERSON as if he's just hit a handicapped person or something

i mean who says the girl is automatically weaker than he is? why are all girls assumed to be weaker all the time? hell "OMG HE'S A GUY THAT HITS GIRLS" has the same stigma as "OMG HE'S A GUY THAT HITS PARAPLEGIC PEOPLE" and society is all /SHUNNNNNN but it's like

why are girls lumped in there in the first place? don't you see what you're doing, putting women lower than men to begin with? doesnt that kind of defeat the whole feminist point of girls are equals and you know, NOT EQUAL TO PARAPLEGICS?

I don't think it's particularly right for anybody to be hitting anyone, but "omg boys shouldnt hit girls" is pretty stupid

ESPECIALLY WHEN BOYS HITTING BOYS IS PERFECTLY FINE!!!!! even if the boy getting hit by the other boy is like some skinny defenseless nerd. HE SHOULD MAN UP AND TAKE IT!!!!! (BECAUSE HE HAS A PENIS) but OH MY GOD SOME GUY HIT A GIRL WHO IS TRAINED IN 5 FORMS OF MARTIAL ARTS OH MY GOD WHAT A TERRIBLE PERSON BURN HIM AT THE STAKE FOREVER (even if he loses the fight) and oh yeah ps if a guy gets beaten up by a girl you're a WUSS and a WEAKLING AHAHHHAHA YOU DESERVE IT!!!! but a girl being beaten up by a guy OMG WHAT A BASTARD HE IS I mean get that in GENERAL most girls are not as physically strong as boys but everyone is always like /JUDGE BY GENITALS!!!!!!111!!! before they even hear the circumstances

if some psycho bitch is attacking me or continually harassing me or something and nothing else was working SURE IM GOING TO KICK HER IN THE FACE, just like if some psycho bastard were doing the same thing. THEIR VAGINA WILL NOT STOP ME, OK. but it's not like I go around HITTING PEOPLE. I just don't have this OMG IT HAS BOOBS I CANNOT HIT IT mentality and THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME A HORRIBLE MISOGYNIST PERSON it just means I have a "well it's a PERSON I probably shouldn't beat it up" mentality and it makes me see girls as people and not automatically weaklings to be sheltered

every time I hear that chris brown should get his ass kicked song, i rage -- yes, in that instance, chris brown SHOULD get his ass kicked, but that "any boy who hits a girl should be taken down" is RAGE RAGE RAGE RAAAAAAGE WAY TO BE FUCKING SEXIST, WORLD

anyone beating up on somebody defenseless or weaker than them is a loser, yes. but it's ANYBODY and ANYBODY, not only boys vs girls. isn't it time to take gender out of it already?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

eta: apologies to any paraplegic people this might have offended, im sure some of you could kick my ass HAHAHAHHA

make up your fuckin minds.

if you agree to do something for someone that means you have to sacrifice some of your time/effort/whatever the hell, then YOU AGREED TO IT.

don't bitch and whine and moan and complain about how much woooork it is and how haaaard it is and omgggg u really dont wanna dooooo this but you'll do it for XYZ because they're your FRIEND look how good of a FRIEND you are

fuck you, you signed up for shit knowing what you were getting into. if you WANT TO HELP YOUR FRIEND then SUCK IT UP AND HELP YOUR FRIEND. if you DON'T want to help your friend then DON'T FUCKIN SAY YOU WILL IN THE FIRST GODDAMNED PLACE or JUST FUCKIN QUIT instead of WHINING FOREVER.

shut the fuck up.

o sry i'm bein rude against arent i

Did you want a cross to go with that martyrdom?

I AM SO SICK OF SONGS THAT ARE ALL

"i seed u in da cluuub and ur hot ilu" or "i was dancin in da cluuuub and i sawr'd u and ilu"

etghajkethgkajetkgjh who the hell meets their LOVE OF THEIR LIIIFE in a nightclub, seriously, half the time you cant even like SEE ANYTHING wtf ehtgkjhetkjf

where are all the songs that are like "so when i saw you in the line at the supermarket" or "when i bumped into you in that bookstore" or "when I took a class with you in college" or "when a mutual friend introduced me to you" or hell "when I met you at that ex-Anorexics Anonymous meeting or that skeevy datin site on the internets or when you smashed your car into mine, you total asshole but then you were all nice about it d'awww"

ALL OF THOSE (especially the last ones) would be EPICALLY MORE INTERESTING OK

anyway --

if you have a spouse/significant other/whatever (or have had any), how'd you meet em? AS MANY AS YOU CAN REMEMBER GOGOGO

I've changed;
I've changed;
I've changed.

You woke up one day in your vacuum world where everything always stays static, woke up and went up to me and said hey, Case! and I turned around and was suddenly a stranger to you.

This didn't happen over the course of months or years. It wasn't gradual. You never saw it coming. You never saw me slowly shift from one thing to another, perhaps even due to events you initiated or participated in.

No. Instant change. That's just how it works. Now you see it now you don't. There was no chance of you interfering or even affecting me at all, even if you didn't like it. I wasn't here all along, ready to be talked to, to listen or to argue; there was no way you could reach me because I was on my own separate plane of existence.

And meanwhile, you stayed the same as ever. You are perfect, unchanging and eternal. Your expectations were always the same, your moods and the pattern of your responses etched in harder-than-diamond.

I've changed;
I've changed;
I've changed;
God, how he's changed! I can't stand him any more, he's changed so much, and it's all his fault!

Don't worry about a thing. I know you're guiltless. (:

people that need to fuck off the face of the planet:

people that drive at 25mph in a 35mph zone
people that drive at 60mph IN THE FAST LANE

GTFO OFF THE TURNPIKE IF YOU'RE NOT GOING 80+ (or at LEAST 5-10 over the speed limit, PLEASE)

also yesterday a cop pulled over the guy in front of me who was going at the exact same speed as me LOLOLOL I was like SUCKS TO BE YOU /terrible person

click these? they're lonely again ):
http://case.dragonadopters.com/dragon_41662
http://case.dragonadopters.com/dragon_12352

i fucking hate my greatuncle

his store is failing but he just bought a new house (and it's a hueg house) by borrowing money from the rest of my family without even telling my greataunt (my parents gave him more than $100,000 :|) and he hasn't paid any of us back for any of it

now he wants to borrow MORE because his checks are bouncing and he sent out another letter to all of my family and my greataunt finally found out what was going on and like DIED of shame and tried to apologize for him to everybody but he refuses to stop and my mom is now like sneaking him money without telling my dad because its just so EMBARRASSING

but all of this is his damn fault because the main reason his store is failing is because they don't have enough employees there (meaning they have to drag my mother in half the time for no pay, they'd drag me too but I don't speak korean well/politely enough --) and the reason for THAT is because of my greatuncle's fucking GOD

seriously he goes on missionary trips (that he pays for out of pocket) while his mortgage is due and he owes people money for his store's merchandise because BLAH BLAH ITS WHAT GOD WANTS HIM TO DO HE HAS RESPONSIBILITIES TO HIS CHURCH fuck that fuck you what about your FAMILY what about your WIFE and KIDS and GRANDKIDS, it's nice that you're flying off to cambodia but meanwhile you're LOSING YOUR FUCKING HOUSE, you can't fucking help people when you're borrowing over $500,000 from the rest of your family and never paying them back, you can't AFFORD to help people ok sit down and shut up about impoverished nations YOU ARE PRETTY IMPOVERISHED YOURSELF

ffffffffffffffffuck he PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH i can't even look at him any more