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"He never plays like that when you're not here."

"He was a fucking weird kid."
"No, he was just what everyone thought I would be like, except I wasn't."

why does god have to be good?

i dont get it

my mom was going off about how my aunt had this omg wavering of faith and she kept praying and praying but it was like god didnt listen and he never did listen in the end and she was never happy but it was for her own good because OBVIOUSLY GOD WANTED HER TO LEARN SOMETHING or SEE SOMETHING DIFFERENTLY or whatever and he has his OWN PLANS~*~*~ and WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS

what

why can't god just be an asshole sometimes and ignore you? i mean cmon you're all powerful and all knowing and all everything else and all these little whiny people are like WHINEWHINEWHINE GIVE ME SHIT why can't he just be like lol go away maybe next week and not always have to be all /KIND /BENEVOLENT /DOING EVERYTHING FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, why does god always get the benefit of the doubt? why's everyone think he's an omg always amazingly nice guy (ignore hurricanes and tidal waves and stuff like that, IM SURE HE HAS A PLAN HE MEANT FOR IT TO HAPPEN ITS FOR THE EVENTUAL GOOD OF THE FUTURE ignore that earthquake too GOD'S GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL DONT WORRY ITS GOOD)

why can't he just NOT BE NICE, I mean seriously look at all the ancient religions, none of the gods were freakin NICE they were just HAPPY with you and therefore nice or MAD AT YOU and then bad shit went down -- so why suddenly the omg kind father in heaven who wishes the best for all his children and forgives everything stuff? I mean I get why people believe it (CAUSE ITS A LOT NICER TO BELIEVE than gods that you can PISS OFF who HATE YOU SOMETIMES) but seriously. SERIOUSLY.

next time im an asshole to someone and they ask me WHY I JUST DID THAT i'll just tell them i work in mysterious ways and they just don't know my plan (ps it's for your own good)

we cry havoc
well I've never really thought about that
EXPLODING DINOS
i mean everyone just ASSUMES GOD IS NICE
if he doesnt answer your prayer then HE JUST WANTS YOU TO LEARN SOMETHING
ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
no
why cant he just be ignoring you
cause you're annoying
we cry havoc
HAHAHAHA
EXPLODING DINOS
right? I mean everyone's all NAWWWW GOD'S A GOOD GUY!!!! its like why do you just assume this

we cry havoc
like WHY DID THE CRUSADES HAPPEN
GODS WILL
WHY IS THE KING RICH AND THE PEASANTS ARE POOR ARE STAVING
STARVING EVEN
BECAUSE ITS GODS WILL
EXPLODING DINOS
GOD WANTS THE PEASANTS TO LEARN TO BE HAPPY WITHOUT MATERIAL WEALTH
well so do I /takes your stuff
we cry havoc
HAHAHA

You know how sometimes people on your friendslist post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think "Wait a minute? Since when were they working THERE? Since when were they dating HIM/HER? Since when???" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you should already know? It happens to all of us sometimes.

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in unrelated news, my dad just gave my greatuncle $100,000

i had to work with nappily girl on a poem

we were like ok lets just start a random poem and just write down everything we say like a transcript

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random things that happened since yesterday:
- got asked if i was 15 fml
- tripped and scraped my leg and didnt notice until people were all DUDE YOUR LEFT LEG IS COVERED IN BLOOD and then i was all oh (but then I couldn't do anything about it 'cause I had class til 7:30 pm and so i was just walking around with blood and mud all over my jeans from the knee down HAHAHAHA) mlia
- helped some half-delirious girl with flu to the health center who then asked if i was a freshman fml
- drew some hetalia cats and some tf2 cats for the lulz mlia
- UGHHHHH vietfag gave me another "I LIKE MONDAYS BECAUSE I GET TO TALK TO YOU" line fml
- ate a whole foot-long meatball sub (SHUT UP THIS IS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT FOR ME) mlia
- DID NO NANO fml

i am a well balanced individual

(this entry is #1337, mlia)

eta: my dad just walked in randomly and gave me a BROFIST and a hair ruffle mlia
then i noticed he was WEARING MY BOXERS FMLLLLLLLLLLLL

so apparently greatuncle's car broke down today and he had to get it towed and now they have to pay for the towing and also for a mechanic to fix it, except they don't have the money but that was the only car they had so they need a car and now my mother is trying to get ME to argue with my dad to GIVE THEM HIS CAR

i don't even know any more

sgnetkjgehtkg nano so soon AAAAAAA

... i have a midterm in 30 minutes that i havent opened the textbook for and im worried about nano in 4 days

MY PRIORITIES

so

1) my dad goes drinking at least once a week and blows over $1000 every time on alcohol and hostesses at bars or something.

2) my greataunt/uncle (mom's side)'s shop is utterly bankrupt and they dont know wtf to do, and my uncle (second son of bankrupt ones) is ALSO completely broke as in not-enough-money-
to-eat-broke

3) my mom's been sneaking them money behind my dad's back or something because they keep asking for help, she's just asked for my help in not having my dad find out

4) my dad wouldn't want to help them and it's not because he's an ass, it's because they already OWE US over $100,000 and that's NOT counting the money my mom has been sneaking to them for over a year now that my dad doesn't know about (she just left right now to give my broke uncle $1k or so)

ps) remember that greatuncle that leaves his store and family and goes to convert people in Cambodia on missionary trips while his family is bankrupt? yeah, it's that one

ANYWAY the point is my mom wants me to help her sneak money out by pretending to be using it myself and drawing it from my bank account and pretending to need books or need to buy stuff or something, so she doesn't have to explain all this to my dad because they're ALWAYS ASKING US FOR MONEY and the whole family is sick of it :| i am kind of against this idea, fuck you if you wanna help them don't use MY reputation to do it and LOL I doubt it would go unnoticed if the guy who has bought like... one thing for himself all year that isn't school or cars or gas or food SUDDENLY DECIDES TO BLOW $5000 ON RANDOM SHIT that I can't even uuuuh bring home because uuuuh FOR SOME REASON IDFK the logic is entirely flawed here

but if we don't help them, who will? i told mom to tell dad to quit drinking all the time and just give THAT money to them or something, solves two problems at once, but then she was all HE DOESNT LISTEN TO ME, YOU DO IT, YOU GO FIND HIM AND TELL HIM and I'm like why the hell are you dragging ME into this, I DONT EVEN CARE, and she's all DONT TELL ANYBODY I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS BLAH BLAH and I'm like THEN WHY DID YOU BOTHER aethgkjaethgejkthf ughhh and then she whines about how my dad's drinking is SUCH A WASTE OF MONEY!!!!!11!!! but then is sneaking out about the same amount of money (again, behind his back) and giving it to her relatives so

ughhhh what

fuck family when I'm older

"I, (name omitted for privacy), hereby give my Soul to Case for the sum of without any compensation. My soul is the property of Case from this point forward. I have no questions pertaining to the possession of the item mentioned and will make no effort to reacquire it. This contract is valid for eternity and must stay within Case's possession for the duration of the contact. I, (name omitted for privacy), no longer have any responsibility toward this soul.

(Date)
(Signature)"

+1 soul fuck yes

oh god this guy in my huge psych night class just walked by

he's like 60+ years old and bald and gross and he was talking about chicks being hot

AUUUUUGH he's fucking 60 YEARS OLD those girls he's calling "chicks" are like THE AGE OF HIS GRANDCHILDREN its just like aethgaektghke even if he's a pedo like -- seriously "HOT CHICKS" come on you sound like a retarded frat boy

just FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

/POSTS RANDOM SHIT

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