random things that happened since yesterday:
- got asked if i was 15 fml
- tripped and scraped my leg and didnt notice until people were all DUDE YOUR LEFT LEG IS COVERED IN BLOOD and then i was all oh (but then I couldn't do anything about it 'cause I had class til 7:30 pm and so i was just walking around with blood and mud all over my jeans from the knee down HAHAHAHA) mlia
- helped some half-delirious girl with flu to the health center who then asked if i was a freshman fml
- drew some hetalia cats and some tf2 cats for the lulz mlia
- UGHHHHH vietfag gave me another "I LIKE MONDAYS BECAUSE I GET TO TALK TO YOU" line fml
- ate a whole foot-long meatball sub (SHUT UP THIS IS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT FOR ME) mlia
- DID NO NANO fml

i am a well balanced individual

(this entry is #1337, mlia)

eta: my dad just walked in randomly and gave me a BROFIST and a hair ruffle mlia
then i noticed he was WEARING MY BOXERS FMLLLLLLLLLLLL

vociferocity: write and post a super sexy story of sniper totally topping spy - spy has to be SUPER UKE, and it has to actually be sniper, not a spy disguised as sniper

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signatune made me do this

❶ Create a graphic (200 x 200 max size) to represent your personal "candy". It should have your username on it, but otherwise can feature whatever you want. Make it something special since it's self-representative. ➋ Make a post with the subject "trick or treat?". Put your "candy" somewhere in it, and be sure to repost these instructions. ➌ Then, go around other people's LJs and reply to them with either "trick" or "treat". If you reply with "trick", they will give you an LJ dare that you have to perform before taking their candy. If you're too wimpy for that, simply say "treat" and take their candy. ➍ List all your collected candies in your original "trick or treat?" post to show off your collection, being sure not to direct-link!

Do you really want my dares...

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eXPLODING dinos: QUICK if you had to make
eXPLODING dinos: a TF2 OC
eXPLODING dinos: what would you make
EAT UP YOUR EYE: I HAVE NO IDEA |: NOT UKES but that's about it
eXPLODING dinos: :|
EAT UP YOUR EYE: |: what
eXPLODING dinos: somehow i cannot imagine you playing a seme
EAT UP YOUR EYE: la la la i can't hear you
eXPLODING dinos: HAHAHA that doesn't change my mind or anything
EAT UP YOUR EYE: SIGH
EAT UP YOUR EYE: i don't even know if i'd manage to play a seme though LMFAO i... only played a panicky idiot for some AU rp thing we never continued...
eXPLODING dinos: SEE
eXPLODING dinos: SO MAKE AN OC I want to
EAT UP YOUR EYE: /SUICIDES
eXPLODING dinos: see you try to make a seme
eXPLODING dinos: GO DO IT
EAT UP YOUR EYE: I'M PLAYING KATAMARI DAMACY maybe later |||||:
eXPLODING dinos: KATAMARI CAN WAIT
EAT UP YOUR EYE: KATAMARI IS MORE SPECIAL THAN YOU I'M SORRY
eXPLODING dinos: NO ITS NOT there are tons of copies of it everywhere
eXPLODING dinos: I MIGHT DIE OF A SUDDEN AND RANDOM HEART ATTACK IN FIFTEEN MINTUES HOW DO YOU KNOW
eXPLODING dinos: THEN YOU WILL RUE
eXPLODING dinos: so much rueing
EAT UP YOUR EYE: ...YOU MOTHERFUCKER
eXPLODING dinos: SO MUCH RUEING
EAT UP YOUR EYE: DIE ---shit wait that's the point uh ...HURT YOURSELF... BADLY... AND LEAVE ME ALONE
eXPLODING dinos: MAYBE I WILL
eXPLODING dinos: MAYBE THE BUILDING WILL COLLAPSE
eXPLODING dinos: AND YOU WILL NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN
eXPLODING dinos: and all i wanted was for you to give me your OC ideas
eXPLODING dinos: YOU WILL FEEL SO GUILTY
eXPLODING dinos: YOU'D BE THE LAST PERSON TO EVER SPEAK TO ME ONLINE
eXPLODING dinos: AND EVERYONE WOULD BE LIKE
eXPLODING dinos: DAVE WHAT HAPPENED TO CASE
eXPLODING dinos: and you'd be like I DONT KNOW!!
eXPLODING dinos: WHY DIDNT I JUST GIVE HIM MY OC IDEA??
eXPLODING dinos: WOE
EAT UP YOUR EYE: YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
EAT UP YOUR EYE: I HAVE NO OC IDEAS ANYWAY
EAT UP YOUR EYE: I WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE |:
eXPLODING dinos: FINE i'll just go jump off a building now brb

GOODBYE FOREVER

today i am going to do absolutely nothing

i am not going to do any studying or homework or reading or listen to anyone about their RPs or talk about any RPs or listen to any RP drama or do anything besides the absolute bare minimum of any responsibilities (as in fs) and i am not going to listen to anybody woe or talk about anybody else or talk about problems or whatever and the world can go to hell for all i care

TODAY IS A BREAK and i am going to go back to sleep RIGHT NOW

ps scout threads ganked off tess: 1 2 3 4

"While the applications were very well-written and more than acceptable in their own rights, multiple members of the application team expressed concerns about the fact that both the RED Scout and BLU Scout are essentially the same character."

... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Sorry guys, but you're doing it too right."

kittens are ok so far

the mom cat moved them (or at least, two of them, scout 'n spy) into our backyard AGAIN stupid retard sigh so had to move them back out to their little jacket nest in front of the empty house

bawww scout was all yay i recognize this human yay /purr /ambles toward yay
spy was just HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GET AWAY /CLAW CLAW (I actually got clawed in the FACE sigh)

and then he peed on me

i should have nicknamed him sniper

well he's ok at least :||||

EAT UP YOUR EYE: peed AND clawed
EAT UP YOUR EYE: that kitten really loves you
eXPLODING dinos: fucking spies
EAT UP YOUR EYE: see, it's still an appropriate name

http://www.tf2chan.net/afanfic/res/4602.html

potato phallus: I have such a girlboner for nazi medic, it's ridiculous

moar porn

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh there are at least 4 parts after this

(this part is fun even without the porn, though)

WROTE A RANDOM POEM IN CLASS, linking it cause I liked it :|

http://gunsilver.livejournal.com/4145.html

no terrible poetry today, we just went to the museum, so you can go ahead and mock mine if you want

ETA: PSSTTT TEAM FORTRESS FANS: http://amatmods.livejournal.com/10426.html

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO JOIN US

-- esp. whoever it was on my flist that played RED Engie, CMONNNNNN

http://www.tf2chan.net/afanfic/res/4602.html

ATTN: vociferocity YOU HAVE A GIFT OF PORN

im going to be up all night being gay for these goddamned kittens

but my mom (who hates cats and actually recoiled in horror when i brought them downstairs) is getting a friend tomorrow and bringing them to a shelter while I'm in class so ):

they probably won't be here tomorrow

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More TF2 kittens

I have decided they are all on the BLU team, since they eat from a blue medicine dropper

( scout's the only one really awake )

eXPLODING dinos: they're eating -- yeah i will later ffff
eXPLODING dinos: pyro ate the most
eXPLODING dinos: spy refuses to eat from the dropper and wants to eat by himself from a towel instead
eXPLODING dinos: scout keeps trying to walk and explore everywhere
eXPLODING dinos: i think i named them well

eXPLODING dinos: spy is squeaking at me, I dunno why
xoxoxo Xylia: awww
xoxoxo Xylia: he's paranoid
extreme pirates: he's probably just pissed off fffff
extreme pirates: if they're making noise they're okay HAHAHA
eXPLODING dinos: HAHAHAH all the others are sleeping and emopuppy is barking and spy is all SQUEAK SQUEAK
eXPLODING dinos: now the others are awake
eXPLODING dinos: SIGH
eXPLODING dinos: SIGH i just imagined kitty spy being all GENTLEMEN /wakes all the others up

eta: spy claws at invisible enemies in his sleep
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6081/cimg5000.jpg
http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/601/cimg5001.jpg

Ok so I just rescued 4 abandoned kittens from emopuppy

they're like 2-3 weeks old, I have no idea how to take care of them

all the shelters and vets and stuff in my area are closed cause its sunday nnnnnnnnn

here are pictures, anyway

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FEELING KIND OF BETTER this is good

http://kinduvabigdeal.livejournal.com/920.html#cutid1 Finished RED Scout! Tell me if anything's off with him and stuff

and I can't decide whether to app BLU Spy or Lussuria ):

Leaning toward ze Spy just for his stupid French accent...

my anime stereotype

so sick

doubt it's the pig flu or anything but it's pretty bad anyway

could barely stay awake enough to do fs today haha

sorry to people I need to tag and stuff etgjktghet

in other news I convinced pyrat_xo to app BLU Scout with my RED Scout next month HAHAHAHA someone come play the others, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO... /considering apping BLU Spy too but aaa only two characters allowed...

http://community.livejournal.com/dear_mun/11125195.html

pssst all you tf2 people, next month /tempts...